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Beautiful Bali

What is it about vacation that makes you think you could actually throw away your "real life," move to a tropical locale and live like a local? I mean, it's totally impractical and yet…sitting in your beach chair, under an umbrella with the ocean breeze gently tickling your forehead, frozen drink sweating beside you, listening… Continue reading Beautiful Bali

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#Expatproblems

All you hipsters out there are familiar with #whitepeopleproblems.* Those who are arguably less hip...essentially, white people problems are non-problems. From Urban Dictionary: a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions,… Continue reading #Expatproblems

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Lessons from Chinese TV

As you also know, we don't speak Mandarin. If you are a regular reader, you also know, we have cable television (when we decide to pay our bills). Why does a family, who doesn't speak Chinese, need cable television while living in China? Well, for a number of reasons. 1. There are 3 English speaking… Continue reading Lessons from Chinese TV

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Welcoming the snake with a bang

So I left you, on the edge of your seat, wondering, waiting, wishing I would return to tell you how the Chinese like to celebrate their new year. Well friends, the wait is over. You want to know how they celebrate Chinese New Year in China? Fireworks. Fireworks! FIREWORKS!!! Wow! Sounds fun! Who doesn't love… Continue reading Welcoming the snake with a bang

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Change a lock? Pay a cable bill?

This is not the first line of a joke. Or maybe the joke is on me. But the answer is four. It takes four Chinese people. Maybe you are asking yourself, "isn't the better question: why can't you just change the light bulb yourself?" To you I say, there are no simple answers even regarding… Continue reading How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Change a lock? Pay a cable bill?

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Shanghai is not loving us back.

I've tried writing this post almost 5 times now. At first, it was just boring. Then I got preachy, then I just got stuck - I think the professionals call it "writer's block." But I think what has really been stifling me here is Shanghai. Literally. The smog is choking our lungs and clogging our… Continue reading Shanghai is not loving us back.